Craig Ferguson

Paul Kerr

Charlotte Church

Olivia Edmonds

Jemma Redgrave

Rebecca Edmonds

Stephen Noonan

Gordano

Ralph Brown

Digger

Imelda Staunton

Dr. Bridget

Anthony Stewart Head

Sam Gervasi

Joss Ackland

Evil Edmonds

Joseph Alessi

Enzo

Ravi Aujla

Dr. Nahar

Marion Bailey

Mary

Dominic Cooper

Boyfriend

Poppy Elliott

Girlfriend

Danny Webb

Denny Wise

John Naismith

Cheeky Chops Receptionist

Spud Murphy

Drew

Kieran Creggan

Nurse

Louise Delamere

Janice

Tom Ellis

Ivor

Phyllida Law

Mrs. Williams

Kirsty Mitchell

Nessie

James Woolley

Judge

David C. Robinson

Spike

Digger McQuade

The Love Rats Drummer

Sam Burgess

The Love Rats Bassist

Mike Outram

The Love Rats Guitarist

Paul Kerr

The Love Rats Singer

Terry Earl

The BeeLzeeBOPS Drummer

Jim Richardson

The BeeLzeeBOPS Bassist

Alan Darby

The BeeLzeeBOPS Guitarist

Brian Dee

The BeeLzeeBOPS Pianist

Molly Howe

Young Annabel (uncredited)