Danny DeVito

Vic De Salvo

Rhea Perlman

Francine Kester

Gerrit Graham

Parker Braithwaite

Bernadette Birkett

Mrs. Sweeney

Barry Corbin

Colonel

Louis Giambalvo

Goody DeSalvo

Ronny Graham

Cap'n Andy

Huntz Hall

Benny Bentson

Basil Hoffman

Frank Friedlander

Kevin McCarthy

Wes Vandergelder

John Megna

Al

Michael Richards

Sal

Ron Rifkin

TV Director

Joe Santos

Tony

Vincent Schiavelli

Skip

Fred Scialla

Richie DeSalvo

Frank Sivero

Bruno

Mark L. Taylor

Ken

George Wendt

Mr. Sweeney

Steve Allen

Steve Allen

Jayne Meadows

Jayne Meadows

Randi Brooks

Teresa

Cisse Cameron

Wendy

Gela Nash

Tamara

Candi Brough

Bambi

Randi Brough

Stacy

Army Archerd

Army Archerd

Gail Barle

Hamilton's Girl

Allyce Beasley

Paisan Receptionist

Peter Brocco

Vic's Tailor

Jacqueline Cassell

MBC Secretary

Robert Costanzo

Nunzo

Selma Diamond

Francine's Mother

Michael Ensign

Le Boeuf Maitre D'

Stephanie Fisher

Mercedes Blonde

Michael Gallup

Opera Singer

Stan Haze

Levar

Jason Hervey

Todd Sweeney

Damon Hines

Woodrow T. Brown

Jerry Hoffman

Mr. Foley