Jason Mewes

Jay

Kevin Smith

Silent Bob / Kevin Smith

Harley Quinn Smith

Milly

Aparna Brielle

Jihad

Shannon Elizabeth

Justice

Brian O'Halloran

Cast Member of Clerks / Dante Hicks / Grant Hicks

Jason Lee

Brodie Bruce

Ben Affleck

Holden McNeil

Joey Lauren Adams

Alyssa Jones

Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

Mooby's Manager Miss McKenzie

Treshelle Edmond

Sopapilla

Alice Wen

Shan Yu

Craig Robinson

Judge Jerry N. Executioner

Joe Manganiello

Bailliff

Frankie Shaw

Prosecutor

Fred Armisen

Merkin

Diedrich Bader

Security Guard

Melissa Benoist

Chronic

Jason Biggs

Jason Biggs

Adam Brody

Clerk

Marilyn Ghigliotti

Cast Member of Clerks

Walt Flanagan

Cast Member of Clerks

Scott Schiaffo

Cast Member of Clerks

Ernest O'Donnell

Cast Member of Clerks

John Willyung

Cast Member of Clerks

Tommy Chong

Alfred the Butler

Bryan Johnson

Comic Book Man

Ming Chen

Comic Book Man

Mike Zapcic

Comic Book Man

Keith Coogan

Keith Coogan

David Dastmalchian

Nervous Cop

Rosario Dawson

Reggie

Dan Fogler

Con-Ployee

Ralph Garman

Ted Underhill

Ben Gleib

Big Gun Guy

Mickey Gooch Jr.

Holy Roller

Chris Hemsworth

Self

Christopher Irvine

Klan Leader

Val Kilmer

Bluntman

Justin Long

Lawyer